Measure Once Laugh Twice

One day I was minding my own business when the phone rang. “May I speak to Wilbur?” the caller asked. I told him he had

You ever walk into a room and can’t remember why you walked in there. That happens to me too.    But I’ve noticed it never

Word spread across the galaxy that the beings from planet Uranus were tired of being the butt of every joke.  At the next interstellar Council

What is it called when a chameleon loses its ability to change colors? A reptile dysfunction

Today’s shop lore comes courtesy of a scam call. The phone rang, and sure enough it was one of those “helpful” voices asking if I

Not every productive woodworking day involves sawdust flying and clamps squeaking. Sometimes the shop door stays closed, but the projects still pile up. Take today,